real pain is when ur selfie game is weak but ur looking cute as hell
Talking to your parents on the phone
the only “b” word u should call a girl is bagel
Bagels are empty in the middle. You would be metaphorically calling the girl empty on the inside. This would not be nice because it could be taken as she is shallow without any substance or that she has nothing and no one. Both are terrible things to be called. I would be sad if someone called me a bagel. Call me Beautiful instead.
Do you have any other emergency werewolf contacts?
JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!!
SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY “But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!” BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN
don’t talk to me if your otp isn’t ron/mcgonagall
and here we can witness the hp fandom starting their slow descent into sherlockian-level insanity
Oh god I would never ship that but I’m still cracking up
Emma Watson attends the premiere of ‘The Bling Ring’ at Directors Guild Of America (June 4, 2013)
Ellie and Carl + Rory and Amy (Up + Doctor Who)
And then the sad realization that they’re even more alike now.
INHUMAN WAILS OF PAIN AND SUFFERING